Why I should start a bidet revolution

Why Bidet Sprayers are going to replace toilet paper

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I’ve always been curious about getting a toilet seat with a bidet over the years. I always thought they were something rich people used because they could afford the luxury. After doing a little research, I found out that I was wrong in many different ways.

How much will it cost me for a decent bidet in the United States?

I was pleasantly surprised when I found out that a decent bidet with normal features would only cost me between $150 - $300 bucks. In my mind normal features equates to better than average pressure to wash and completely clean the designated area. Not only would this allow me a “hands off” experience, but it would leave me with a clean and fresh feeling without the need for massive wiping and ultimately alleviate the need for a courtesy flush.

Did you know that the average American uses more that 100 rolls of toilet paper a year? 100 rolls! It’s crazy to even think about it that way. That doesn’t even take into consideration the sanitary wet wipes that I normally incorporate into my daily ritual. Unfortunately I don’t consider myself normal when it comes to toilet paper usage. I think I personally use double the normal usage because I feel I want to be certain that particular area is clean.

How can I justify the cost of a bidet?

Justifying the cost of a bidet is one of the easiest things to do. One roll of toilet paper will cost around a dollar. If I use about 200 rolls a year then I can easily justify spending around $200 for a bidet. I was happily surprised to find that there are many bidets being sold for around $200. After sifting through many different products and reviews I came to the determination that I may need to fork out a little more cash for a decent bidet with the exact features I want. For me, I think a heated toilet seat and adjustable spray positioning is a must have. After conducting some additional searches and reading through the reviews I came up with two luxury bidets from Luxebidet.com.

Planning for the apocalypse?

In the unlikely even you are planning for the apocalypse, you are going to need a lot of toilet paper. I recently watched a documentary about a huge luxury underground bunker. The bunker was originally built by the military as a last-ditch nuclear fallout shelter. Apparently, some rich entrepreneur purchased the dilapidated underground shelter and expanded it while renovating it at the same time. According to his calculations, he would have needed to double his expansion in order to make room for all the toilet paper he would need to store for the estimated five years of isolation. Installing quality bidets in all the bathrooms was an easy decision for this well-planned luxury fallout shelter.

Issues with toilet paper that we do not like talking about.

Swampy Backside

Replacing toilet paper with a powerful bidet sprayer is already an easy switch but let me take it one step further by mentioning some of the other issues that come up while using toilet paper. We all know that some foods we eat are not going to be as kind to us going out as they were going in. This inevitable occurrence has been labeled “Swamp Ass” or “Taco Ass”. The unprecedented amount of wiping that comes with this messy task is not normally a talking point. In addition to all the wiping, it often leaves you with a raw feeling on your behind from all the wiping. My kids have experienced this but because of their lack of experience, they forgot the courtesy flush that is needed when you are using a ton of toilet paper. Without the courtesy flush, the toilet will often get clogged and cause a huge mess. My kids are purposely terrible at cleaning up messes, so I am always the one that must take over.

Finger popper

It has happened to all of us at one time or another. You know you are going to need an entire roll of toilet paper in order to get things done so you try and speed things up with some less than efficient rapid wiping swoops. Unfortunately, when you are not careful, and you are going to fast you run the risk of a finger or two breaking through the toilet paper. When a finger popper happens, you know it right away. At that point, the damage is already done and the best thing to do is just finish up and then scrub your hand with massive amounts of soup and make sure to get under the nails.

Review of two highly rated luxury bidets from Luxebidet.com

Luxelet E850 - Price $275

Features:

· Easy-Access Control Panel

· Temperature Control

· Adjustable Spray Positioning

· Warm Air Dryer

· Heated Toilet Seat

· LED Night Light

Based on many reviews of the Luxelet E850 this is a good product that does what it says. The only downside was that several of the reviews mentioned that the spray pressure could be better.

Luxelet E890 - Price $350

Features:

· Remote Control Panel

· Temperature Control

· Adjustable Spray Positioning

· Warm Air Dryer

· Heated Toilet Seat

· LED Night Light

Based on many reviews of the Luxelet E890, this product fully delivers. I’ve seen no complains of any kind in all of the reviews I’ve read. In my opinion adequate pressure is imperative in order to do the job effectively. There were absolutely no issues with spraying pressure mentioned in any of the reviews I read.

Final words.

It seems overwhelmingly clear that bidets offer far more advantages than toilet paper. Not only do you no longer have to use one of your own hands, but you will have to option to have a remote control and control everything with the push of a button. Some fancy bidets even have a mobile app that lets you control everything with your phone. How cool would that be?